Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wisdom from a Four-Year Old
If a dinosaur or a monster ever eats you, wiggle and jiggle inside his body, then climb up his throat, grab his teeth and shake them. Then it will spit you out.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
"You Got People"!?
"You Got People" is H&R Block's new slogan. I've heard some of the commercials, but didn't notice the missing word until I saw an online ad.
If you ain't got grammar, I don't think I can be trustin' you'z wif my numberz.
If you ain't got grammar, I don't think I can be trustin' you'z wif my numberz.
Ehi's Official Endorsement
Mitt Romney has been accused of flip-flopping on issues, maybe so, but he has flipped in the right direction, and don't we want converts to the conservative movement?
On the other hand, John McCain's signature laws have been, or would be, flops:
McCain-Fiengold restricts our political speech.
McCain-Kennedy immigration bills is a de facto amnesty for people who have illegally breached our borders.
McCain-Lieberman cap-and-trade bill would impose a hefty new tax on businesses.
McCain-Kennedy-Edwards Patient Bill of Rights contained mandates that would have driven up premiums and expose employers and health plans to expensive lawsuits.
And notice how he teams up with some of the biggest liberals in Washington.
Mitt Romney is the best choice to lead the Republican Party and the nation.
If McCain secures the Republican nomination, I could never cast a vote in his favor. I would vote third party or write-in a protest vote.
Go, Mitt, Go!
On the other hand, John McCain's signature laws have been, or would be, flops:
McCain-Fiengold restricts our political speech.
McCain-Kennedy immigration bills is a de facto amnesty for people who have illegally breached our borders.
McCain-Lieberman cap-and-trade bill would impose a hefty new tax on businesses.
McCain-Kennedy-Edwards Patient Bill of Rights contained mandates that would have driven up premiums and expose employers and health plans to expensive lawsuits.
And notice how he teams up with some of the biggest liberals in Washington.
Mitt Romney is the best choice to lead the Republican Party and the nation.
If McCain secures the Republican nomination, I could never cast a vote in his favor. I would vote third party or write-in a protest vote.
Go, Mitt, Go!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
The Transformation of AlGore
Gore's been animated several times now for special appearances in Futurama:
But, in real life:
he is starting to resemble a different Futurama character, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob:
But, in real life:
he is starting to resemble a different Futurama character, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob:
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
John Edwards Quote of the Day
"Nothing is more important to our children's future than America's teachers."
I would have thought it was parents, but maybe that is because I am not a stark raving mad socialist.
In his world view, teachers trump parents because they are generally unionized, and in most cases, agents of the state, oozing with mushy notions of political correctness.
Thankfully, this blinky lunatic doesn't have a chance to win the primary, unfortunately, the Dems have two other socialists in the queue, albeit slightly less nutty, and much less blinky.
Anyhow they are all three lawyers.
Don't
Elect
Any
Lawyers!
I would have thought it was parents, but maybe that is because I am not a stark raving mad socialist.
In his world view, teachers trump parents because they are generally unionized, and in most cases, agents of the state, oozing with mushy notions of political correctness.
Thankfully, this blinky lunatic doesn't have a chance to win the primary, unfortunately, the Dems have two other socialists in the queue, albeit slightly less nutty, and much less blinky.
Anyhow they are all three lawyers.
Don't
Elect
Any
Lawyers!
Monday, January 21, 2008
Now That's Irony
"Fire destroys building at insulation business."
http://www.kentucky.com/211/story/292127.html
http://www.kentucky.com/211/story/292127.html
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